Diva calls ....
I answer .....It's been 10 hours and I'm doing great with this whole no yelling business . Or course my kids have been in school all day ....but really just a photo of them ....or stepping on some crap toy in the middle of cleaning up can make meant to bash someones head in.
D- "Hello Mom"
Me - "Yes ...D?..."
D- "You know that jacket that's in the front closet? ....the tan one? ......the one by Marc Something ..."?
Me- Jacobs .....you mean MARC JACOBS ???!!!!!????!!!!!!!!???
D- YES !!!! That's it !!!!! Well ...I wore it to school .....I left it in Charlotte's locker by mistake ....I mean it was wet from all that chocolate I got on it ....I got most of it off in the Dunkin Donuts bathroom sink ....so it looks great ......but now it's in her locker .....but don't worry ......when the custodians clean out the lockers the first week of September it should be in there, and totally dry.....No worries ....BYE .... Oh .... and I'll be home in 15 minutes..... and I don't have my keys , so you need to let me in.
Me - (No yelling).....See you soon.
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